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Captain Jack ([personal profile] istealshnythngs) wrote2006-02-04 01:11 am

Bloody wench.

I was doing perfectly fine, havin' meself a nice little nap, when that bloody Captain Jo Morgan had to go an' nudge me because I haven't updated this thing in a while. YOU CURSED SEA HARPY! DAMN TO THE DEPTHS WITH YE!!! Or had you thought I'd forgotten last month when you took me best bottle of rum, poured it on me boots, and set them aflame?! I could 'ave forgiven ye that, but then you had the bite to toss my pistol in the small fire and cackle whilst I tried to dodge the random discharge of bullets! *crosses arms over chest* AND MY BLOODY FEET ARE STILL COLD!

*grumbles to self* Give me scurvy! Give me plagues! Give me bloody Cap'n Barbossa after The Pearl again! But I swear this woman's going to be the death of me! Bloody witch. Don't ye think Davey Jones has forgotten the debt you owe him, harlot! You're just as marked as I.

*grabs a bottle of rum* Where's that blighter Will? Time to cause some trouble in the local pub.

Lose something?

[identity profile] 2006-08-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Sparrow! Lose something? Look what I got. Come to negotiate eh? *sings* I've got your hat! I've got your hat!

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Re: Lose something?

[identity profile] 2006-08-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Negotiate? Negotiate?!?! Don't think those shiny manacles escaped me attention, love. *gestures to username* Pirate! So what's it this time? Steal me hat, get yerself into trouble with the East India Trading Company, and then sweat bits and bullets that ye have enough collateral to lure me into bailing yer arse out of dancin' the hempen jig again?? Have ye forgotten one small fact? I still have yer first mate, AND yer grand-daddies ring, love! What would I be wantin' to risk me neck for, just for the safe return of m' hat? I'd rather go chase down another Kraken!

So, I ask ye this... what else be ye willin' to part with, love? *sly grin*