Scurvey Wench!

[istealshnythngs]

So.... how long did it take you to find THIS journal, JO?

Comments

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

Not long love. You get distracted easily. *flashes a shiny flask of rum*

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

YE CHEATED, YOU SAUCY TART! HOW DARE YOU IMPUGN ME INTELLIGENCE WHEN Y' YERSELF RESORTED TO ASKIN' ALANA FER HELP! YOU... YOU.. YOU..

*eyes follow shiny flask back and forth as you wave it*

CURSE YOU, YE BLASTED SEA WENCH!

*grabs at flask comically*

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

I did not cheat. I found it meself. Unlike you, I actually have brains and can use them... for things other then attaining food, drink, plunder, sex, rum and my life.

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

...But what be the point in that? Those, my lady, are some of the finest things in life! *waggles eyebrows* I dare ye to give me another activity as worth me time and consideration!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

How about getting the Pearl back from whoever took it from you this time?

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WHO TOOK IT FROM ME THIS TIME! I KNOW BECAUSE YOU BE THE ONE WHO DISTRACTED ME WHILE ANA MARIA AND THAT DAMN EUNUCH SAILED OFF WITH ME BOAT FOR THE SECOND TIME, ELIZABETH IN TOW!

*throws hat on ground and stomps on it*

BLOODY BLIGHTER'S! THE LOT OF YOU! CURSE YOU ALL!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

I did nothing of the sort. It's not my fault you're easily distracted. *holds out shiny object*

You just ruined your hat.

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

I am NOT easily distracted! And ye knows it! Ye just keep tellin' yerself that to make ye feel superior!

I'll just get me a new one from Will. The Bugger owes me a hat anyway. A bigger one. With a feather.

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

Oh a right peacock you'll make. And you seem pretty destracted by that feather. You're going to let Will pick out?! Wasn't he the one who selected the hat that made Elton John say, "Ew girlfriend, no!"

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

*looks appropriately wounded* I liked th' hat.

What be wrong with that hat?!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Nothing love.

*hands him a pint*