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HAPPY VALENTINES, YOU SCURVY GOOD FER NOTHIN' SEA WENCH!

Love,
Captain Jack Sparrow

Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

Date: 2007-05-28 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottish-lilac.livejournal.com
I'm still touched by your thoughtfulness.

However I fail to understand how you keep loosing your ship... to the same man. Seems like you're short one thing to be captain of.

Don't think I ever saw Davey Jones looking so...cute.

BTW: I updated my lj

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

Date: 2007-06-08 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] istealshnythngs.livejournal.com
Now don't you be gettin' any bright ideas, woman. My first love is the sea.

*steams silently for a moment* Minor technicality... seems ye be forgetting one important thing, love... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, and a Captain will always end up with 'is ship in the end. *mumbles darkly something about Barbossa and sending him back to the locker*

*grins lopsidedly* Tryin' to make me jealous, love? Honestly I think you two would make a lovely pair... just a couple of cute kids with tentacles waiting to latch onto ya and sap the life straight out yer bones...

The bloody kracken left me in need of a hat... *sighs and paddles dingy back to Tortuga*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

Date: 2007-06-08 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottish-lilac.livejournal.com
I wouldn't dream of it. Does Davy know you have a thing for his voodoo queen? Better watch out for rock crabs.

You're of course assuming that Will would let you send Barbossa to the locker. I mean the man did marry him to his wife, I'm not sure he'd be thus inclined to send Barbossa there.

Not at all. I'm not getting on Calypso's bad side. Besides tenticles don't do nothin' for me.

You HAVE your hat. The kracken gave it back. Unless you got killed again.

*wanders away wondering why I bother with this nonsense*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

Date: 2007-06-11 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] istealshnythngs.livejournal.com
*appraises you haughtily* Me have a thing for Calypso? *shakes head* Love, perhaps yer forgettin' how Calypso and I first met, and under what... *ahem* ...circumstances her first attempt at me life came about. My love fer the sea is strictly tied to the Pearl, savvy? It's the Sea's love for me, however, that keeps me in a constant mess it seems...

I don't think there's much Will could do about it, all things considered. 'e may be the "captain" of the Dutchman, but naught much in possessin' of power, 'sides his lovely singing voice. Eunuch, you know. And ye again ferget... Barbossa tried to kill 'im as well as Elizabeth more than once. That kind of favor isn't soon fergot by naught but a few wedding vows.

*snorts* No? 'Tis not what ye said that night in Tortuga... *arches eyebrow*

Yes, the Kracken gave it back and then it ate me along WITH the bloody hat! It's frayed a bit at the edges... stomach acid, y'know... plus that damn bullet hole you put there, and the singes from t' time ye tried to light it aflame... *sigh* It's hardly wearable anymore. I think I lost it somewhere in the Locker, too... blast it all.

*paddles away wondering why I keep allowing you to drag me into this nonsense*

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