Attention: Captain Jo Morgan...

[istealshnythngs]

My Dearest Jo....




HAPPY VALENTINES, YOU SCURVY GOOD FER NOTHIN' SEA WENCH!

Love,
Captain Jack Sparrow

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Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

I'm still touched by your thoughtfulness.

However I fail to understand how you keep loosing your ship... to the same man. Seems like you're short one thing to be captain of.

Don't think I ever saw Davey Jones looking so...cute.

BTW: I updated my lj

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

Now don't you be gettin' any bright ideas, woman. My first love is the sea.

*steams silently for a moment* Minor technicality... seems ye be forgetting one important thing, love... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, and a Captain will always end up with 'is ship in the end. *mumbles darkly something about Barbossa and sending him back to the locker*

*grins lopsidedly* Tryin' to make me jealous, love? Honestly I think you two would make a lovely pair... just a couple of cute kids with tentacles waiting to latch onto ya and sap the life straight out yer bones...

The bloody kracken left me in need of a hat... *sighs and paddles dingy back to Tortuga*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't dream of it. Does Davy know you have a thing for his voodoo queen? Better watch out for rock crabs.

You're of course assuming that Will would let you send Barbossa to the locker. I mean the man did marry him to his wife, I'm not sure he'd be thus inclined to send Barbossa there.

Not at all. I'm not getting on Calypso's bad side. Besides tenticles don't do nothin' for me.

You HAVE your hat. The kracken gave it back. Unless you got killed again.

*wanders away wondering why I bother with this nonsense*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

*appraises you haughtily* Me have a thing for Calypso? *shakes head* Love, perhaps yer forgettin' how Calypso and I first met, and under what... *ahem* ...circumstances her first attempt at me life came about. My love fer the sea is strictly tied to the Pearl, savvy? It's the Sea's love for me, however, that keeps me in a constant mess it seems...

I don't think there's much Will could do about it, all things considered. 'e may be the "captain" of the Dutchman, but naught much in possessin' of power, 'sides his lovely singing voice. Eunuch, you know. And ye again ferget... Barbossa tried to kill 'im as well as Elizabeth more than once. That kind of favor isn't soon fergot by naught but a few wedding vows.

*snorts* No? 'Tis not what ye said that night in Tortuga... *arches eyebrow*

Yes, the Kracken gave it back and then it ate me along WITH the bloody hat! It's frayed a bit at the edges... stomach acid, y'know... plus that damn bullet hole you put there, and the singes from t' time ye tried to light it aflame... *sigh* It's hardly wearable anymore. I think I lost it somewhere in the Locker, too... blast it all.

*paddles away wondering why I keep allowing you to drag me into this nonsense*

Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

I just thought of a possible conversation between meself and young Turner.

*I'm sailing around on my ship somewhere, most likely looking for Jack and his Dinghy (Of which we should noten that he's the captain of) and I happen to cross paths with the Flying Dutchman*

Me: Why if it isn't Will Turner.
Will: Captain. Captain Will Turner.
Me: When you were told to think like Jack, I'm not sure that's what he meant.
Will: *Gives a smile* Well you'll always remember this is the day that you-
Me: Yeah yeah yeah. Did you see a dinghy go by?
Will: *Giving a knowing look* Off to rescue him... again?
Me: I'll never hear the end of it if he gets to the fountain of youth before me... litterlly. Besides, I can't resist the urge to complement him on his new boat can I?
Will: Do you really think he'll give up captanicy of his dinghey to join your ship?
Me: My ship has a full supply of rum.

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Right awful shame that a blighter such as William Turner should be the captain of a pretty lil' thing such as the Flying Dutchman. I regret letting him take Davey's life already. However, *considers something for a while with a wicked grin* I could use this to my benefit. I just have to wait for the opportune moment...

*looks around small dinghy in embarrassment* Now, I know what you're thinking, love. "You think tis might be the opportune moment now, Jack?" Well woman, I do have a few more tricks up me sleeve and let's just say this... when I reach the fountain, I ain't going to be sharing none of the bounty with Mr. Turner, you can be right sure of that.

*seems slightly tempted by your offer of a full stock of rum*

*starts humming a Pirates Life for Me to keep meself distracted*

And really bad eggs... *paddles off into sunset*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

You don't regret it. You didn't want the whelp to die any more than the rest of us did. Besides if you hadn't then we'd have to put up with Elizabeth in mourning. You weren't there for her mourning of you damn annoying that was... especially since she killed you in all. She would have been down right imbareable if she lost Will.

As for yer "oppertune moment" wait around 10 years until Will's turn as captain is over and step in. ...that is of course if you can survive ten more years. (I'm assuming you know about this.)

...So you plan on sharing it with Mrs. Turner? Or are you going to keep it all for your oneieses? Things will get pretty lonley if you're the last one left, don'tchya think? Of course this is assuming you can make it all the way to the fountain in a dinghey. Have enough food? Rum? What if a storm comes.... you'll end up on the Flying Dutchman faster than you anticipated... and she already has a captain.

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

Of course she mourned me! I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Lil' twig of a thing fancied me something quite fierce--don't deny it just because yer jealous! *sigh* It'd never have worked out between the two of us. *gives you a significant look*

Of course I can survive ten years, lass; I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! How many times am I going to have to drill that in yer pretty lil' head before you'll finally acknowledge it? It's the waiting ten years... why wait? *grin* Don't presume to know my designs either, lass; Of COURSE I knew that pretty bit of information--one of us here carries proof of being one of the Pirate lords, and it isn't you--there's a great deal in the world I know about, and not a great deal I don't know about. Gabby on the other hand... she's putting up a fit about that new bit of info. Says it successfully destroys the one bit o' plot that kept the movie teetering on the edge of being semi worth watching, and now finds the movie to be a completely ridiculous bilge of garbage. Frankly I have to disagree... it has ME in it, therefore it has to be good. But she's carrying on about how the movie sucked and now it's even more terrible than it was before. Hmph. I know when I'm not wanted! ...can I stay with you for a mite, lovey?

*looks taken aback* Now why on bloody blazes of hell would I share the bounty with Elizabeth? When did I even hint at the idea that I might do something so heedlessly reckless as such? *shakes head* Love, you've been in the sun drinking rum too long. Might be time for some shore leave.