Attention: Captain Jo Morgan...

[istealshnythngs]

My Dearest Jo....




HAPPY VALENTINES, YOU SCURVY GOOD FER NOTHIN' SEA WENCH!

Love,
Captain Jack Sparrow

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Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Right awful shame that a blighter such as William Turner should be the captain of a pretty lil' thing such as the Flying Dutchman. I regret letting him take Davey's life already. However, *considers something for a while with a wicked grin* I could use this to my benefit. I just have to wait for the opportune moment...

*looks around small dinghy in embarrassment* Now, I know what you're thinking, love. "You think tis might be the opportune moment now, Jack?" Well woman, I do have a few more tricks up me sleeve and let's just say this... when I reach the fountain, I ain't going to be sharing none of the bounty with Mr. Turner, you can be right sure of that.

*seems slightly tempted by your offer of a full stock of rum*

*starts humming a Pirates Life for Me to keep meself distracted*

And really bad eggs... *paddles off into sunset*

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[scottish-lilac.livejournal.com]

You don't regret it. You didn't want the whelp to die any more than the rest of us did. Besides if you hadn't then we'd have to put up with Elizabeth in mourning. You weren't there for her mourning of you damn annoying that was... especially since she killed you in all. She would have been down right imbareable if she lost Will.

As for yer "oppertune moment" wait around 10 years until Will's turn as captain is over and step in. ...that is of course if you can survive ten more years. (I'm assuming you know about this.)

...So you plan on sharing it with Mrs. Turner? Or are you going to keep it all for your oneieses? Things will get pretty lonley if you're the last one left, don'tchya think? Of course this is assuming you can make it all the way to the fountain in a dinghey. Have enough food? Rum? What if a storm comes.... you'll end up on the Flying Dutchman faster than you anticipated... and she already has a captain.

Re: Don't read if you haven't seen AWE!!!

[istealshnythngs.livejournal.com]

Of course she mourned me! I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Lil' twig of a thing fancied me something quite fierce--don't deny it just because yer jealous! *sigh* It'd never have worked out between the two of us. *gives you a significant look*

Of course I can survive ten years, lass; I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! How many times am I going to have to drill that in yer pretty lil' head before you'll finally acknowledge it? It's the waiting ten years... why wait? *grin* Don't presume to know my designs either, lass; Of COURSE I knew that pretty bit of information--one of us here carries proof of being one of the Pirate lords, and it isn't you--there's a great deal in the world I know about, and not a great deal I don't know about. Gabby on the other hand... she's putting up a fit about that new bit of info. Says it successfully destroys the one bit o' plot that kept the movie teetering on the edge of being semi worth watching, and now finds the movie to be a completely ridiculous bilge of garbage. Frankly I have to disagree... it has ME in it, therefore it has to be good. But she's carrying on about how the movie sucked and now it's even more terrible than it was before. Hmph. I know when I'm not wanted! ...can I stay with you for a mite, lovey?

*looks taken aback* Now why on bloody blazes of hell would I share the bounty with Elizabeth? When did I even hint at the idea that I might do something so heedlessly reckless as such? *shakes head* Love, you've been in the sun drinking rum too long. Might be time for some shore leave.