Yo ho Yo ho a Pirates life fer meeeeee!

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Arrrr. Welp, (no, by all means, kill the whelp!), methinks it's about time to put somethin' in this 'ere journal. I've had it for a while now, but never had the time to use it (you know, pillaging, plundering, stuff like that gettin' in the way). But, thanks to me best mate Jo, I think I've found the perfect theme for this 'ere journal. We'll see, we'll see.

Well, time for some rum. But not without me effects!